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Foggy mist

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

🇬🇧 Humor type: Wortspiel Freizeit

Bitten by a wolf

I went to the hospital today, told the nurse I'd been bitten by a wolf. She asked "where?" I said "no, regular." She just stared at me.

🇬🇧 Humor type: Wortspiel Joke pattern: Frage-Antwort-Witz Behörden Gesundheit

A gay horse

What does a gay horse eat? Haaay!

🇬🇧 Humor type: Wortspiel Alltag Tiere